January 2011
45 posts
I am not in the mood for this, nor for your annoying, immature self. Cut your crap, lower your voz de pito, and stay away from me. Thanks, bye.
This is the boy I like… ♥
Me: Hey babe, can you make sure the stairs in our vacation home aren’t too long? Like, what happens when I need to pee? I’m too lazy.
Jorge: Nah don’t worry, I think it’ll be sexier for me to carry you anyways.
Me: Awesome! But wait, I’m ticklish, so what happens if you tickle me and I pee on you?
Jorge: Then I’ll make you go take a shower.
Me: But you’re the one I peed on, so you would need a shower.
Jorge: Well too bad! I’ll throw you in the shower with me!
“Sex and prayer don’t mix; unless you’re Catholic.”
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